You may call me Professor. I'll have to invest in some crisp white shirts and khaki pants, and learn how to make a radio out of coconuts.
This is what I get to teach:
LEGAL INVESTIGATION 4 credits; Prerequisite: Legal 100 or permission. Introduction to purpose and methods of investigation; practical skills of interviewing, obtaining relevant documents and information; evaluating physical and scientific evidence and planning and carrying out investigation strategy; identification of ethical considerations associated with investigation; legal analysis of problems and cases.
Now to go learn how to do some of this stuff. ;)