Driving home after a steak dinner, part of a song suddenly popped into my head...for no good reason...but it seemed funny at the time and I want to share it before it stops amusing me. It has no basis in reality. Everyone I cyb0r still texts me. ;)
To the tune of "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" by Neil Diamond. Sorry, Neil!
You don't send me IMs.
You don't send me email.
You hardly respond to my calls anymore
When I phone you at home
Or at work every day
I remember when...
You couldn't wait to text me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after cyb0ring late at night
When it's good for you, babe
And you're feeling all right
Well, you just turn your PC off
Without typing "G'nite"
And you don't text my cell phone anymore.