Monday, September 10, 2007

A Very Bad Parody

Driving home after a steak dinner, part of a song suddenly popped into my head...for no good reason...but it seemed funny at the time and I want to share it before it stops amusing me. It has no basis in reality. Everyone I cyb0r still texts me. ;)

To the tune of "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" by Neil Diamond. Sorry, Neil!

You don't send me IMs.
You don't send me email.
You hardly respond to my calls anymore
When I phone you at home
Or at work every day

I remember when...
You couldn't wait to text me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after cyb0ring late at night
When it's good for you, babe
And you're feeling all right
Well, you just turn your PC off
Without typing "G'nite"

And you don't text my cell phone anymore.


  1. Okay. I laughed really, really hard at this.

  2. You mean the part where I'm still in touch with my cyb0r partners? ;)

    I live to amuse!

    How's your blankie?

  3. Signs you have too much time on your hands #136.. :)



  4. That's because you stopped texting me, Nick. =O


  5. I'd text you, but I haven't got your number! Besides, I'd figure that someone who has your hot fingers would have them cyb0r partners lining up and refusing to log off.

    Finally got the stuff for my blanket. It took this long for the chick to choose her colors. I'm almost done with the tank top I was making in the meantime, though...

  6. I never get any cyb0r...what gives?

  7. Believe it or not I thought about asking your number for random (very random, that's the beauty part!) text messages before, but I thought it was a bit rude and out of the line :)

    Beside, why in the world should someone stop messaging you, them fools! :)

  8. I stopped texting her because she was costing me a fortune and it just wasn't doing anything for me ;)

    Until yesterday, that is. I now have unlimited messaging. Bwahahaha!

  9. Mr. Falconeer sound like fun. The few people I text get seriously random pictures from me. Always strange, always random, guaranteed to make you scratch your head and wonder what the heck I'm doing!

  10. Unlimited message ftw!

    Mr. Falconeer, you still owe me a very long email ;)

    Miz Gryph...what pattern are you doing? Feather and Fan? Broos observed the Child's Play blankie the other night and said it looks much better now that it's bigger :D

  11. Yeah, I'm going to do the blanket in Feather and Fan. My tank top's just in p2k1 rib. (The one in the Stitch and Bitch book!) I'm really looking forward to seeing it on the needles, even if it is in baby blue and white...

  12. Very long emails now tend to drain me to a crisp! And I was almost a novelist 15 years ago. oOh, the irony!
    Seriously, every time I think of you a smile comes to my lips. I'll write that mail sooner or later. But hey, I gave you an insane, long and emo-core italian blog-reading. Doesn't that make up for it? :)))