Our Sainted Mother is here for a two week visit.
Dan carried in OSM's bag from the car to the guest room, where I formally introduced him to her (the last time she saw him was last year when we came down for Chris's graduation, which she doesn't remember...and apparently had forgotten she'd just met him on the stairs coming into the house). He wandered off for a minute.
"That nice man who brought up my bag, is he your boyfriend?" asked OSM.
"Yes," I said. Dan came back into the room.
"You should introduce me."
I re-introduced them.
"Sorry she didn't introduce us before," OSM said apologetically. "She's forgetful like that."